Thursday, January 17, 2008

We the person, who write this blog...

Have decided to post a little bit more liberally. I don't have something interesting everyday so i've decided to branch out into the inane and funny.

I'll still document my progress through training but i'm also going to amuse myself a little bit.

got a good email from my roommate this morning.

Lessons to be Learned First-year students at Michigan's Vet school werereceiving their first anatomy class, with a dead cow.They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.The professor started the class by telling them, "InVeterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two im-portant qualities as a doctor: The first is that you notbe disgusted by anything involving the animal body." For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrewit and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do thesame thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But even-tually they took turns sticking a finger in the analopening of the dead cow and sucking on it.When everyone finished, the Professor looked atthem and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and suckedon my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. "Lifeis tough, it is even tougher if you're stupid."

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